Wednesday, December 31, 2008

One of those ‘you’ve cocked up your life’ moments’….

Well, my working life that is…the old work-life balance is completely out of kilter for me because I’d far rather sit at at home bashing out this kind of nonsense that turn out day after day for some unappreciative gaffer. Still, needs must o’course. The wherewithal to be self-sufficient in terms of income ha sso far escaped me and it’s hardly likely to happen now.

Yesterday however I had a rare, brief taste of manual labour.  In at work ‘twixt Christrmas and New Year there was very little do within the realm of my regular job. What do I Do? – Oh….. I just sit on my jacksie and drive whilst listening to the radio. I don’t go very far and in between the short journeys I read, or sometimes sleep….catnap…like a cat.

Not so t’other day. For a couple of hours I was detailed to assist in processing waste. I’ve never been asked to do this before, and thought about a refusal. Tactics intervened and it would not have been prudent to dig my heels in.  It involved handling wheelie-bins ful of ‘lever-arch’ files and stripping the contents onto  a conveyor belt. This belt hoisted them up to  a large hopper which sent them tumbling down to  a giant ‘shredder’ which chomps everything from  a sheet of A4 paper to  a Computer hard -drive – apparently.

It was noisy, and somewhat unpleasant work which required some effort. Both in prising the paper from the files – where it had resided for many years and then ripping the files in half which required a certain knack that took some time to acquire. Some of the files were covered in mould. The file clips had rusted which made it hard to extract the sheets sometimes.

I’ve done similar jobs in the past of course…manual work of  an even more backbreaking nature but now, at this advanced age of fifty-seven I seemed to resent this latest foray into the pit of despair that is unstimulating toil. Somehow, handling other peoples cast off useless junk and rubbish adds a new demeaning dimension…..or perhaps I’m just being precious – I dunno… comments welcome.

My resentment  bordered on self-loathing for a moment or three.
I’m not too lofty to labour, just a trifle tired. Good God if my employment prospects were ever reduced to doing stuff like this full time I’d be tempted now to join the bourgeoning underclasses of whom I often write.

I have seven years to go in the world of work and will be doing my darndest to avoid more moments like these, more trifling tasks. The truth is of course – someone has to do it – and Good Luck to ‘em…so long as it’s not me as often as possible I shall be happy.

An articulate dlorry – making it move and making it pay is not everyones idea of fun, or even alluring to many, but I gazed over at my truck yesterday almost longing for a load somewhere – anywhere. Warmth, quiet and sanity preserving familiarity of rolling about this land with an ever changing view.

Maybe I didn’t cock it up after all ! The ‘self-loathing’ has dissipated and was never likely to linger long
in this enfeebled, but busy  mind – it takes too much effort !

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Homer at last !

My little grand-daughter (6) came to stay for a few hours the other day and brought her new book -
‘My First Greek of Greek Myths’ which we engineered the delivery of via Santa Claus and his helpers.

As a child my imagination was stoked by these stories which have endured for thousands of years.

I had read The Iliad and The Odyssey by the age of twelve – simpler translated versions of course -
I could barely put them down to be honest and my list of heroes grew and grew. Such wonderful names like Agamemnon, the leader of the Greek army..and Menelaus – the aggrieved husband of Helen…whose fizzog floated a whole lot of boats!

My great favourite was Odysseus…the architect of Greek victory , whose journey home was to become an epic of adventure and tribulation. He finally made it by virtue of  his wit and his sword. I have made a stab at describing my own much more mundane adventures in print….and called it the ‘Odyttey’ in Homers honour.

What did Eve make of her introduction to this Mythology? Well, we read the stories together – all of them!! She devoured these moral tales with all the greek-greedy gusto of a potential convert. The book is a gem…with lavish illustrations. What child could not be moved by the sight of Pegasus, the winged horse…or Medusa’s head of writhing, twisting snakes.  We drew our own versions in crayon, and talked about each ‘lesson’ at length – the moral contained within the stories.

A splendid few hours interspersed with Beatrix Potter moments to fluffy up the tone a tad.
Smashing…but more of her later.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A New Year beckons….

New Years Eve in an hour or so…Blimey ! …2009.

The first news years Eve I can remember clearly was 58/59. I remember looking at  tv. screen with 1959 illuminated while I leaned over the back of the auld setee – the one that  had a fag burn in one o’the arms…which had expanded to  a sizeable hole before the whole shebang was replaced by  a big , black chunky number in genuine vinyl c. 1961.

I’ve had to work for two days this week whilst most folk have been off, relaxing or crowding into shopping centres. In fairness I’ve done a bit of that too – looking for dvd bargains. Found a few.

Times are as uncertain as I can remember  – sectors in the economy have fallen off a cliff. I made a bad decision myself in the summer and have rued it ever since. Time will tell if it was complete folly – up to now it’s looking that way. We’re still much better off than most. I’m amazed that so few people have any savings at all and if unemployment nears four million as is forecast in the most pessimistic quarters I wonder how the nation will cope. I read the other day that Gordon Brown reckons we need the blitz spirit.

Problem is most of those people have died long ago and the population has been bolstered by immigrants most of who don’t have the same stoicism, or low expectations. They came here for a better life.
 
Not to mention the bourgeoning underclasses who have got used to living in a something for nowt nation….well, there particular gravy train might be about to hit the buffers also. With effort and menial work required in order  to claim benefit a distinct possibility: off their lardy arses and picking up litter in the cold. They won’t like it up ‘e will they?

Social unrest is a distinct possibility, and after all we’ve been there before in places like Handsworth, Brixton and Toxteth…not to mention Moss Side.

So, a happy New Year …even if it presents trials and tribulations we’ll muddle on through it somehow.
God willin’ like.

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Friday, December 26, 2008

after the feast…

Early doors on Boxing morning. No bouts of billiousness here. Just a contented, well stuffed feeling derived from Turkey and  the trimmings.

But first…what of  Christmas Eve? We sped around to daughters house early evening to visit the children. Our own dear Granddaughter and her two  soon-to-be step-siblings. Confident kids…affectionate too.An energetic hour followed with dancing to Mamma-Mia’s theatre soundtrack – a Christmas eve present for Eve, in fact everyone had a pre-cursor gift of dvd’s or books. Smashing….and excellent use of Christmas bonus cash.  I girded my own loins for a jig and in fact became quite reckless:  leaping about to Benny & Bjorn’s finest.  Our now suddenly extended family may pose a few challenges along the way, but this first one was enjoyable…even totally sober!  Aching, seemingly bruised  buttocks later reminded me I’m no longer up there with Fred Astaire in terms of fitness. Nevertheless a good time was had by all.

Next morning at home we ambled downstairs at  a respectable hour. No more headlong 6am.  rush here – children long grown. Just a quiet anticipation of a few surprises as wrapping paper is discarded into heaps on the carpetted floor.Oh! Bernard Cornwall’s book ‘Azincourt’ …and two pairs of pyjama’s ! handy for hospital I mused. DVD’s galore…from Henry V to ‘There Will Be Blood’ – in fact that’s an accurate juxtaposition. These family gifts will be treasured.  ‘In Bruges’ (it’s in Belgium you know)….grrreat! Wallet was similarly  thrilled with her ‘Marks and Sparks’ biscuit tin in the shape of an auld van. Thornton’s chocs, fistful of fivers and Stephen King’s new book added to her heightening euphoria. The ‘phone rang and the excited appreciaton of Eve, Lauren and Ethan was well received here….all seemed thrilled with their presents. Happy Days indeed.

Dog and bone hung up and  done with and Wallet surprised me further  with ‘Hellboy 2′ and a ‘Glasvegas’ c.d.  . Aye’ it didn’t take long to open our  gifts from each other and Son & d-i-l. but it were a lovely interval and one which is just perfect on an annual basis.

Later, as noon struck we were off to Mutha-in-laws to take her and the Shit-soo Sally t’t cemetery to lay flowers on Gordon’s plaque. The seventh Christmas we have done so – time flies.

Straight on to daughters house where we assembled for lunch. First meetings with extension in-laws. An agreeable couple rooted in reality: where we too spend so much of our time. Mutual loves of Scotland were to the conversational fore. I was presented with lamos tthe complete works of Alf Hitchcock on dvd! and a bottle of red wine. Wallet was resplendednt in new dress watch, a wrist adornment par excellence. Santa has been generous this year.

The meal was splendid. A short sentence, but I mist pay homage to the efforts of G & C in the kitchen. Everything seemed so well oiled. I mused on my own shortcomings and the prospect of myself making a meal for eight. Then I snapped back into the real world….or as close as I come to it.I could do it – no doubt…but the air would be blue, and the poultry pink – probably.

As darkness fell so quickly – as it does at this somewhat bleak time of year I returned Muriel to her beloved bungalow and went back to G’s for a glass of wine and a little play with Eve and her presents on the floor.. Truncated as the childs protective qualities were displayed once more in relation to new toys. Or any toys in fact….old and neew alike. I was finally allowed to play but after ten minutes or so I was invited to ‘go and sit down again’ admittedly my own attention span was slipping by now so the red card was timely.  I need to develop her interest in books. Indeeed we bought two new ones for her – Beatrix Potter and a ‘First book of Greek Myth’ which is absolutely splendid. Well illustrated with such mythological gems as the ‘Trojan Horse’ and ‘King Midas’

We left soon after a disappointing Doctor Who had overstayed his welcome. Brian & Liz led the way and we were out the door anon. Though I had to go back for the customary ‘forgot me glasses’ routine.

Back home to what we know best – coupledom. An overhyped ‘Wallet & Grommit’ entertained us and the ‘Royle Family’ caused my eyelids to droop. Black Snake Moan finished the job in bed and seven hours of only slightly  interrupted zzz’s followed.

Speaking of Z’s…..I”m off to Zavvi to pick up bargains….the high street retailer has joined the growing list of stores in trouble. It’s an ill wind I tell ‘ee….an ill wind…. 

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

must be more careful…

I’ve noticed there’s no ‘return and edit’ facility with this ‘ere blog tool so I need to do  a really attentive read through before I post in suture. Proof reading etc! a stitch in time saves nine as it were.

I’ve also noticed that the photograph I chose from the available list looks a bit like the work of primitive cobblers - which you might think is appropriate to the content. I promise to try harder in FUTURE!

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Christmas Eve in the workhous….e

…Eeeh it certainly felt like it. In to work for seven am. and nothing much to do except click my heels.
Easier said than done for me as it ‘appens.

I did attempt to wash and artic without the benefit of soap suds / detergent….a waste of time but that’s what today was all about. Anyway I was home for one pm. and a last trip to Morrison’s to pick up  a few last minute essentials – Abbot Ale , Brandy, some more wine and you’ll never gues what else – Cherry B.

Wallet’s eyes lit up as her gaze caught them on the bottom shelf. Quite a throwback to our youthdom is Cheery ‘B’ An inhibition loosener but we’ll draw a veil over that. I thought they’d stopped brewing those years ago. We spilt one all over me Nana’s three piece suite one night back in 1970. Happy daze for Wallet though as it was her third!

Had to call at the sorting office again early doors to pick up my Christmas present from Muriel the mutha-in-law. God Bless her…I’ve really made her pony stretch  a long way this year with ‘Ice Cold in Alex’ on dvd – with the brilliant John Mills and the lovely Sylvia Sims – has a British actress ever looked lovelier?Sweating cobs in Khaki in the back o’that Auld Ambulance it’s one of my favourite war films of all time.
Then there’s been ‘Black Snake Moan’…a potentially seedy movie about a black man (Samuel Jackson) who chains up  as white nymhomaniac in his home…in an effort to salve her soul and make her relent ‘evil’ ways. I admit to opening this early and for the last two nights I’ve fallen asleep watching it. Nope…not even  a hot-panted foul mouthed Alabaman trollope  who spend smost of her time horizontal can keep my eyes open for too long  these days..when I get horizontal it’s all about bo-bo’s.
 
Still, I’m pledged to watch all of it though  before the holiday is over but early impressions are not too clever – I’d heard and read it was pretty good.  Wallet poured scorn on my choice but I’m becoming a bit of a film buff on the quiet and like a range of genres to store on me shelves – I’m like  a a squirrel really – a grey one  I suppose – salting  them away because I know one day I’ll not be able to afford such luxuries. The library is growing, the shelves are straining and if I’m not careful I’ll have to put a new one up – time to stop methinks.

Anyway I eeked out Mu’s money to buy ‘Century City’ which  a handsome tome all about Manchester City football club in the season 1957-8. Remarkable for the fact that they scored over a hundred goals yet were relegated ’cause they conceded over a hundred too!! This is typical of topsy-turvy City and as I was only six years old when this was happening the book will allow me to perhaps fathom out why I decided to start supporting them at all just  a few short years later.

The book is written by Dave Wallace – who edits the renowned ’King of the Kippax’ fanzine. He published the recent review I wrote for Mike Summerbee’s autobiography. Actually Dave rang me other other night to ask me to review more books for the ‘zine. He’s a nice guy and I’m happy to oblige, especially as he’s offered to pay for the subject matter via fanzine funds! Result…. I get to read and write without laying out for the books themselves. I’m due to give opinions on a new book about Malcolm Allison, and Joe Corrigan’s Autobiography which was published recently.

Now I’m home and relaxing in one of my favourite positions – haucnhed over the keyboard with  a glas sof Boddington’s Bitter slowly emptying beside me. Tonight we’re off to Daughter’s  house to see much beloved granddaughter, prospective extensions. Future Son-in-Law and his two children.
Back tomorrow for luncheon and too meet s-i-l’s Mum and Dad for the first time….and vice versa.

Time to feel Christmassey – have a good one yourself.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

old heroes

He’s recently written  a book Mike Summerbee  ex – Manchester City F.C. ‘The Autobiography’

Okay, I’ll come clean right from the off. I’m a lapsed supporter. I’ve only been to Eastlands once! Maine Road was my second home for a long, long time. Through the dark days before the sun came up, and for some time after it set once more. I’ve paid my dues. True, much of it was in pounds, shillings and pence.

I started supporting City when I was nine years old, despite the best efforts of whoever bought me a red and white shirt in which to watch the 1958 Cup Final a year earlier…it might have been an act of Remembrance, given the events of the time. City were really poor and the sixties stuttered before they swung. I attended games regularly from the age of ten – usually on my own.

After the trauma of relegation in ‘63…and the false dawn offered by free scoring Alex Harley, Matt Gray and others the highlight of my junior years was Bert Trautman’s testimonial and seeing Stan Matthews weave his fifty year old legs to bamboozle Bert‘s benefactors.!

A season or two later, at the ripe old age of thirteen…sporting bob hat and rattle I took my place in the Platt Lane End one leaden afternoon. I perched myself on the hard wooden benches about seven rows from the front and wondered what the afternoon was going to throw at us this time. My view of the proceedings on the pitch was unhindered despite my diminutive stature. The few rows in front were empty. Splashed wet through with the steady, drifting drizzle of a Mancunian winter. Opposite, a couple of dozen die-hards gathered in the gloom, and sheltered under black umbrellas, there was something almost funereal about the scene. The Scoreboard end , which offered no shelter of course in those days had decamped en-masse (all two hundred of ’em) to the Kippax stand. Though the ‘Kippax’ had yet to establish itself as a collective noun for the chanting hordes who would find their voices so strongly in the coming years. The attraction was, it had a roof…and it was chucking it down. The gate for the game was to be a long lasting nadir, only 8,015 fans turned up. Still City’s most meagre attendance for a league game, it’s attained a level of notoriety since.

On the field there was little for them to cheer. City were being undone once more. A terrier like Swindon Town side went home with the points. One of their players registered with me. Their number nine Summerbee. An unusual name I’d thought, completely at odds with the afternoon, yes! I had such thoughts as a teenager. I’d spotted Mike’s moniker on perusing my somewhat soggy programme, and the player had been featured in one of my monthly ‘Football Star; magazines, which tended to concentrate on the lower divisions. The game ended: we’d been beaten again and I trudged back up Broadfield Road to board any one of a dozen red busses to trundle me homeward down Princess Parkway. sat on the long seat at the back no doubt the Conductor consoled me.

Events a few months later saw Summerbee sign for City. The arrival of the avuncular Joe Mercer – which I welcomed for no other reason than he was a famous name and looked a bit like my Dad – and his flamboyant sidekick big Mal. The combination meant the blues were at last on the up…about time, and perhaps in the nick of time too….a kid can only take so much. I’d been flirting with Stockport County!

With hair cropped unfashionably short above the temples and prominent nose, the young Mike Summerbee had an aerodynamic head! He was built for speed , short bursts of intimidating power and electrifying pace. Swift might be the adjective of choice. For a year or two I’d bemoaned the departure of a previous stalwart, Dave Wagstaffe. Out on the left wing , gripping his shirt cuffs tight ‘Waggy’ was a jinking dribbler. As a left flanker myself… of modest ability his place in my affections was guaranteed. But ’Waggy’ went to Wolves and nobody blamed him for that. He’d been the star in a mediocre sky. Only the magnificent new, floodlights shone brighter than Dave Wagstaffe….his transfer fee almost paid for them!

‘Buzzer’ as he soon became known , was something different. He could dribble, but he had a weapon up his long sleeve. Pace. He had purposeful thrust, and within weeks of the start of the 65-66 season his presence on the ball brought an anticipatory response from City’s success starved supporters. Even the ‘Main Stand’ seasoned-ticketers seemed to abandon their torpor. As jeers became cheers.

He was hard too, often getting his retaliation in first and he was always out to assert his authority on the flank. Float like a butterfly , sting like a Summerbee.

I’d ditched the rattle by now, it had flown off the handle after a Derek Kevan goal. Anyway, they had become a little passé . Annoyingly, the die-hard behind me , an elderly man in a plastic ‘Packamac’ (whatever the weather) and flat cap had taken to shouting ‘come on Summerfield’ He was obviously impressed with the new arrival but I longed to put him right on the name. Sadly, I was somewhat lacking in confidence back then.

A few more new arrivals and the emergence of some real quality home grown talent like Mike Doyle, Dave Connor and Alan Oakes meant the blues were on the march. Gates approached thirty thousand now ! The visits of fellow promotion contenders Norwich one cold night, and first division Blackpool , who were sent back to the seaside as we knocked ‘em out of the F.A. Cup in a replay at Maine Road. I was only mildly resentful at this emergence from the woodwork of the new throng, too swept up in the resurgence to worry about fickle fans.

Forty years and more later these recollections are still ingrained in a sepia tinted nostalgic corner of my head . Mike’s story is really well written and embellishes these indelible memories , enhancing the monochrome to glorious Technicolor and unlocking the behind the scenes details of the time when City were consuming my mind, and my entire outlook. Much to the chagrin of my school-teachers!

Mike Summerbee is a popular man, he’d forged a friendship with Bobby Moore before his arrival at Maine Road and soon he was the toast of the town with his best mate, Best Man in fact…. George Best. A couple of years down the road Mike married his own life’s love…George stayed single and look what happened.

If he’d hitched up with one of his ‘lookers’ the fifth Beatle’s life might have been very different.

The text is laced with generous praise of team mates and opponents alike. Some household names, and some more obscure. Mike takes time to express gratitude and acknowledgement to those who helped shape his life, and his career. Sometimes these acquaintances were fleeting yet they have clearly registered to produce a fund of fondness. He’s loyal, yet forthright when people didn’t cut the mustard with him.

This tome would make a handsome addition to the book shelves of any discerning football reader. Both those of a certain vintage, and younger fans curious to discover another age, when Championship winning footballers were paid £45 a week basic and didn’t retreat behind gated mansions after the match.

Just like in his playing days Summerbee doesn’t shirk a written tackle when it’s needed, or hide behind dull statistics which might turn off a younger reader with some blow by blow account of his four hundred plus appearances in a City shirt. Incidentally , shirts are important to ‘the Bee’ he fondly describes each of his teams colours and was a big fan, like myself, of the claret and blue of Burnley (whom he eventually joined) and Aston Villa., perhaps his first football love. He’d visit Villa Park on a day excursion from his childhood home in Cheltenham. Indeed, shirts have also provided his living for a lot of years now and he’s a purveyor of some repute to various film stars and high rollers.

The book starts with his career highlight. The first international cap against Scotland at Hampden Park. Uppity ‘Jocks’ were intent on giving him a shower before the game started! My own interpretation of this vile act was they were so used to English players taking the piss at that time they wanted to give some back.

I’ve been waiting for this book for a long time and hope you have too. Having devoured Colin Schindler’s ‘Fathers, Sons, and Football’ in no time at all, we now have the Mike Summerbee story from the horses mouth. If ‘Buzzer’ had been born a horse , he’d have been a thoroughbred Derby winner.

He’d run full-backs ragged , Donkeys left trailing in his wake as he surged past them on his touchline hugging raids. Later, when he moved inside, he was a revelation for a long, long time. The King of the lay-off, orchestrating a five cylinder forward line,. Colin Bell provided the fine tuning and Francis Lee the directness & power. Add Neil Young’s delicate finesse , Tony Coleman’s adept, surefooted urgency and for a season or three City had ‘no fear’ . Behind them a rock solid half back line and two of the best full backs England never capped! I’m not wearing rose tinted specs here, of course there were some dull matches but there was always commitment and the result usually went our way.

Buzzer’s book is reveals a man with family values, decency and not a little humour. There are several laugh out loud moments, like the time little Albert Alexander, the chairman brought his winning F.A. Cup semi-finalists down to earth with a crashing bump!

Peer through the window of City’s golden era, when characters abounded and players were approachable and only earned twice what your Dad did in a good week. When the only symbol on the shirt was a number on the back. If that number was 7 or 9 in the mid to late sixties or early seventies , and it was sky blue, or all maroon, maybe even red & black stripes the chances are it was worn being worn with pride and passion by Mike Summerbee.

‘A true city hero. ’ Most kids have them, I had eleven every match day & followed them all over the country for several years. At first we were a small group, but the numbers began to swell as our heroes delivered. The biggest hero of ‘em all for me was ‘The Bee‘ . I’m glad to have it confirmed that he was, and is a thoroughgoing decent bloke.

Thanks Buzzer

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Christmas photos…

Hi – just  a quick link to some Christmas ’09 photos – wishing you joyous festivity !
http://aol.pixum.co.uk/slide/4047956
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